Turtles with Red Hats on Postcards

Welcome to Turtledom- home of the ancient & honorable order of respected turtles.An elite group of people who enjoy life & sharing laughter. There are many branches of turtles across the United States dating back to the 50's. Members can be found in all walks of life- most pronounced with shriners, mansons & elks - alumni & fraternities & sororties. US Presidents, pilots, doctors lawyers & Indian chiefs have been turtles. All turtles recognize each other by the same password. Fellowship of turtles share a common bond of friendship - "a turtle is a high minded indivisual who refuses to allow his or her mind to dwell in the gutter. A quality which may be tested through rigorous questioning & intiation." The turtle creed: Turtles are bright eyed & bushy tailed fearless & unafraid folks with a fighter pilot attitude. They think clean, have fun a lot & recognize the fact that you have to stick your neck out to get any where worthwild in life. Membership is free & open to the public. Intiation into turtledom involves answering five riddles. You must have a pure & open mind when answerig the riddles. All nasty answers are incorrect. Once you answer the riddles correctly you will be given the password. A grave responability goes along with the password. Anytime a fellow turtle asks you "Are you a turtle?" you must answer proudly & without hesitation the password in full content. If for any reason you refuse to reply you have to buy that person a drink of their choice. Are you ready to become a turtle? Here are the first five riddles. Remeber you must answer with pure & innocence thoughts. 1. what goes in dry & hard and comes out soft & wet? 2.what is six inches long and women can't wait to get their hands on it? 3.what sticks so far out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? 4.what is a four letter word ending in "k" that means to have intercourse? 5.what is long and hard and filled with seamen? (after pondering these riddles if your mind is still stuck in the gutter and you need help to refresh & cleanse your mind & soul, you can go to the bottom of the page & check your answers. the password will also be revealed to you there.) What are some of the benfits of being a turtle? You get a membership card to pull out & flash around. You get to proudly reply with the password when asked the question. You get to move up in the ranks of respected & honored order of turtles when you intiate other turtles. oh JOy joy... Where can you find other turtles? You may be surprised how many you already know. You just gotta ask. There are also several groups on the internet & you are invited to join them. You can find their links listed below.There are chat rooms, message boards, guestbooks & more ruaturtle websites . Gosh they are every where- you will wonder how you were so blind to them before. Now that your eyes are open & you have come out of your shell it's a wonderful life being a turtle.

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Are you looking for ways to earn extra cash? Get free advertsing? Join groups? Share hobbies? Buy Books? Learn about mail order? Join car clubs? Talk about turtles? Make new friends around the world? Join joke clubs? Trade postcards? What are some of the benfits of being a turtle? You get a membership card to pull out & flash around. You get to proudly reply with the password when asked the question. You get to move up in the ranks of respected & honored order of turtles when you intiate other turtles. oh JOy joy... Where can you find other turtles? You may be surprised how many you already know. You just gotta ask. There are also several groups on the internet & you are invited to join them. You can find their links listed below.There are chat rooms, message boards, guestbooks & more ruaturtle websites . Gosh they are every where- you will wonder how you were so blind to them before. Now that your eyes are open & you have come out of your shell it's a wonderful life being a turtle. Here are the answers to the five riddles *what goes in dry & hard and comes out soft & wet? *what is six inches long & women can't wait to get their hands on? *what sticks so far out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it? *what four letter word ends in "k" means intercourse? *what is long and hard and filled with seamen? (the answers are not in the order that the questions were asked. you will have to match the right answer with the proper riddle) Here are the answers: Talk, a man's head, a 20 dollar bill, chewing gum, and submarine. Now that you have passed part one of the intiation... you need the password. Read the short story below & you will learn the password & the meaning behind it. To get your membership card email ruaturtlenut@yahoo.com with the password & your snail mail address & your card will be mailed to you first class. Once upon a time there was a turtle who's best friend was a donkey. Now this jackass was a mild meek gentle creature and the turtle was very fond of him. They went every where together. The turtle was some what of a jester & enjoyed jokes & riddles. He was a great story teller. Some of his tall turtle tales were hard to swallow but there was always "some " truth in them and a lesson to be learned. The turtle also enjoyed dressing up in disguise & mingling amoung new people. Offen he did not look like a turtle. So quite offen he was asked "Are you a turtle?" The turtle could not lie. Lieing is against his nature. So he would reply "You bet your sweet ass I am", assuming everyone owned a loveable donkey & that it was a sweet creature . hence whenever asked "Are you a turtle?" all honest & loyal fun loving folks answer with "You bet your sweet ass I am". And if you don't believe me you can ask me. check our link section for more turtle legends.

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